Giant Microbes

“Awww, look they have yeast!”
“I want mono for my birthday!”

Giant Microbes sells 5-7 inch tall plush toys of all your favourite infections and diseases. For only about $6 a piece, you too can have ebola, syphilis, or athlete’s foot. But beware: the website can give you a virus!

Thanks to John for exposing me to this infectuous website. I think I’ve seen it before, but they have more illnesses now. They definately didn’t have the venereal diseases back then. I guess the website has been around…